Books

Books by or involving Joel M. Reed

Outrage: Hitler Didn’t Die

Was this Manhattan apartment dweller actually Adolf Hitler? Are any of the mystery men smuggled into the United States at the close of World War II, the Nazi leader? Can fifty years and a hunt across the continents unravel the true location and fate of Hitler himself and other high ranking Nazis who were never found? Or does the involvement of a fortune and secrets that go too high to be revealed only deepen it? A gripping story of doubles, spies, deception, betrayal, mystery, murder, and a secret wing of government Nazi-recruiters still operating out of control that will leave you gasping right through the last page.

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Zombie Wall

One of the most depraved Zombie stories ever. The living dead can have sex. A twelve inch length of rebar works a lot better than Viagra if you’re dead already. Read this. It’ll eat your brains out and … don’t date anyone who goes to a mortician for a haircut and shave.

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The Story of Hollywood O

Joel M. Reed wrote this one under the pseudonym Elena Smythe. They say that there is a new Hollywood. Those lecherous old movie moguls are a thing of the past. Bull! The casting couch isn’t gone, it’s just been reupholstered. Super-Agent Chana Wellington tells Honey Edwards, “Grab them by their nuts and you’ll have the industry eating out your hands.” Under Chana’s mentoring, Honey becomes the most obedient object on the older woman’s client list. She enters the world of big time players where the word “no” is struck from the vocabulary of ambitious young girls. Honey, the perfect slave, becomes the plaything of studio and TV executives, one at a time or all at once, insuring her rise to the top of the A list. All Chana Wellington, the agent, said was: “You’ll do everything you’re told, exactly as you’re told, whenever you’re told, no matter what you’re told!”

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Supernaturalz: Weird Creepy and Random

Authored by Ben Parris and William Freedman and starring Joel M. Reed. The Whispering Eye has a deal for Dawn the Witch: “Give me one more virgin–your teenage daughter! Eternal youth if you do this ultimate sacrifice. If not, you will die of old age.” Dawn complies with the request, but things don’t go the way the old witch expects–going to jail for the murder is just the beginning. Many years later, an all-girl gang of teenage criminals mugs an heiress and steals her vintage car. They go for a joy ride and end up at abandoned Bonnie’s B&B. The gang’s leader, Kris, bears a striking resemblance to Dawn’s daughter — but Dawn’s daughter is stone-cold dead! Could it be the handy work of rampaging goddess, Kali who reanimated Dawn’s young victim as an unwitting ghost? Only Sardar, a broken down old magician, is willing to learn exorcism in order to rid the demon and save the members of the girl gang. Who will survive Kali’s many deadly traps within in the house? What secrets will be revealed about the Whispering Eye? This 10th Anniversary edition of a horror-comedy classic book won’t give you eternal youth, but it will give you the dark humor paranormal parody you’ve been looking for.

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